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ok, so...cera hates us :(

Posted By Whitney Fletcher, asba, Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Before reading this you might want to freshen up by readying my first blog about the infamous Cera.

I am pretty sure Cera was angry about that post and since then has been 10,000 times worse! She has completely stopped being able to scan documents, gets paper jams like it’s her job and won’t let poor Kristen print at all! In an effort to fix cera we called in reinforcements, the Printer Whisperer. After about an hour of being here he left defeated by the beast. Poor guy. Cera’s anger towards have only escalated since then because I am pretty sure Cera tried to kill us by trying to catch on fire today. I am not even exaggerating when I say she tried to catch on fire. At one point we were printing and could smell burning…I’ll repeat that again to get the full effect, BURNING!!!

Dear Cera,

I am sorry if you were hurt by the comments in my blog. Or for putting you in the closet during the Open House. Or for my constant mean glares and rude remarks towards you. You are still our printer and I thank you for all that you do. But I have to ask, why do you hate us so? Do you need more toner? Nicer paper? Scheduled breaks? Please Cera, let me know what you need to help you function like a normal printer and I would be glad to assist.


Whitney Fletcher

*side note, Cera has caused me to lose my mind because I just drafted a letter to printer. Uh :(

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Rhette Baughman, Arizona Small Business Association says...
Posted Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Thank God for Rebecca! Who knew such a clever little Programs Manager could do what no Printer Whisperer could... and with such limited tools too! As you know, Cera and I did not get off to a great start, but since Rebecca smoothed things over with her, she has been pretty nice to me... Hopefully her new found fondness for Rebecca will reflect in her dealings with us!

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