Before reading this you might want to freshen up by readying
my first blog about the infamous Cera.
I am pretty sure Cera was angry about that post and since
then has been 10,000 times worse! She has completely stopped being able to scan
documents, gets paper jams like it’s her job and won’t let poor Kristen print
at all! In an effort to fix cera we called in reinforcements, the Printer Whisperer.
After about an hour of being here he
left defeated by the beast. Poor guy. Cera’s anger towards have only escalated
since then because I am pretty sure Cera tried to kill us by trying to catch on
fire today. I am not even exaggerating when I say she tried to catch on fire.
At one point we were printing and could smell burning…I’ll repeat that again to
get the full effect, BURNING!!!
I am sorry if you were hurt by the comments in my blog. Or
for putting you in the closet during the Open House. Or for my constant mean
glares and rude remarks towards you. You are still our printer and I thank you
for all that you do. But I have to ask, why do you hate us so? Do you need more
toner? Nicer paper? Scheduled breaks? Please Cera, let me know what you need to
help you function like a normal printer and I would be glad to assist.
*side note, Cera has caused me to lose my mind because I
just drafted a letter to printer. Uh :(